Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 56th Edition

last SG · 2007-09-12T14:03:32+00:00

you're better off not knowing because you are part of the.. uhh.. i think i say too much..

tare SG

i'm on half day leave today!!! how am i supposed to finished all my work??!! Crying or Very sad and not coming in tml.... die liao lah!!!!!!

in another news, me and little boss still not talking... we have resort to writing on post-it and recycle papers for communication Twisted Evil

Wanda SG

Just go out with friends and socialise lor....don't think so much.

av98m SG

frying your boss's cuttlefish eh Mr. Green

av98m SG

your little boss sucks Mad

I must say I've never tried the post-it notes only cold war with people at work before Surprised

And please consider my advice on the diving as a non-swimmer issue

Wanda SG

I'm not really actively looking (too comfy in comfort zone)...but if there's a good opportunity...then fry away, baby!! Laughing

the Bear SG

my boss has about 1/2 a nanogram of creativity and imagination in her and it was fried when she straightened her hair, and with it, the 1/2 picogram of good sense was sacrificed too...

she keeps ranting about "fresh ideas" and "new look" but keeps pulling out the past issues and almost following them verbatim..

when there is a new treatment, giving it a really cool concept, she is unable to even conceive that it exists and keeps repeating that "where is the link?" as if it is the most important thing in the world...

so in the end, i just kept quiet.. i try to tell her, she interrupts and repeats her bloody stupid question which i'm trying to answer... she's jumped to a wrong conclusion (as always) anyway and refuses to see anything else..

i think she's made up of at least 97% by weight and volume, sycophancy... the moment the Big Boss says something, it is absolute... even when it contradicts everything she has been professing she believes in and the same thing we were trying to say which she vehemently insists is wrong...

so now, i have to write a goddamned concept paper...

to produce something...

where the boss says in the same breath we are to let the vendor propose the treatment of the thing and that we have to tell the vendor the treatment of the thing.. and also not to tell the vendor anything.. and to give the vendor what we need... and... you know.. basically, she doesn't know what she wants and she wants it now.. and from us.. and we're supposed to read her non-existent mind..

screw this.. i'll just write something... let her go figure it out Mad

Wanda SG

Poor bear. Just drop everything and go have lunch first.

Do bring a brolly as the sky is getting really dark.

Ferret SG

morning rain ~! Mr. Green

the Bear SG

the only thing i'm looking forward to is the first Guinness tomorrow evening Neutral

the Bear SG

btw, what do you think of people who ask for inputs by thursday.. and are actually on leave until the next week?

Wanda SG

They expect the inputs to be late....so must give grace period. No kidding.

Ferret SG

x2 lol

Celtic Knot SG

haiz..the computer process system is so damn slow...the boys gonna fall asleep soon... Mr. Green

the Bear SG

each day, my PC gives me an insufficient memory error message Laughing

and 256MB RAM, they expect us to do wonders with pictures.. without photoshop too!

av98m SG

not so bad if they're the kind of no-life assholes who will access their emails via vpn even when on leave. at least they'll actually act on your inputs.

if they're completely not contactable then they should be shot in the kneecaps

av98m SG

what the........ Shocked

reminds me of an actual conversation at work:

A: We dun have the equipment to do this in house and the division that has is unfortunately tied up with other projects. We'll need to get external vendors to do this.

B: Cannot. This stuff is confidential and sensitive.

A: Then how? also, when I requested funds to buy the equipment to enable us to do this stuff in-house, you say cannot, no budget plus not justifiable.

B: This is not my problem. Solve it on your end.

A: How about making the vendors sign a non-disclosure agreement or something?

B: Cannot. I'm very busy now, dun come and bother me about this kind of thing

A: (%^&84#@!!!!!)

the Bear SG

well, somehow, a lot of people up there are immune to logic Laughing

the Bear SG

btw, i will start to protest soon because the effing boss is out of her mind...

during the discussion which she indulged in her usual verbal diarrhoea a while ago, came something which she should be tortured to death for...

she said to get the files from the last committee... and that we should keep proper files and records.. and from now on, we should be the ones keeping the files and doing this annual project...

i'm thinking.. WTF?? this *&$^ isn't even ours in the first place and you took it.. now it's going to be ours forever?? and i'm going to be the one in charge of this *$&^#?? Mad

elindra SG

Hellooooooo
I'm finally in Fargo!
Bloody trip took me 25 hrs Mad

av98m SG

have fun. Eat lots of dead cow Mr. Green

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